25 Funniest Pickup Lines Ever

The main technique guys use today to approach girls is pickup lines. Some pickup lines can get a guy the girl of his dreams instantly, and some pickup lines are so bad and funny that they can only have the girl draw back a guy from her.

In this article, we will feature some of the funniest and worst pickup lines that are modern nowadays. Let’s see what are the 25 Funniest Pickup Lines Ever.

#25 – If you were a booger, I’d pick you immediately.

This pickup line is extremely awkward and we only hope that you have never been picked up on it. Why in the world would a guy try to say that you are a booger? If we were told this hilarious and offensive sentence by a guy, we would immediately bitch slap him.

No girl in the world deserves to be told that she is a booger. If a guy ever approaches to you with this pickup line, just tell him to go and eat some boogers.