25 Funniest Pickup Lines Ever

#21 – Do you work for UPS? I can swear that I saw you checking out my package down there.

Yeah, girls are that crazy about guys’ “packages.” Not even the actual female emploees at UPS are crazy about actual packages they deliver, let alone guys’ “packages.” So, if a guy approaches you with this inappropriate pickup line, you can just tell him that you have never seen in your life such a smaller package in the world than his.

When you tell this to a guy, he will know that you aren’t the girl to be messed up with and that you most certainly don’t work at the UPS.