25 Funniest Pickup Lines Ever

#23 – If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold that beautiful body against me?

No, no one would hold your body against you. Just like the pickup line #24, this pickup line is one of the oldest and cheesiest pickup lines ever. We just can’t understand why guys do have such an enormous self-esteem that they think a girl would have sex with them if they only tell her only this pickup line.

Guys, no girl will fall for you if you tell her such an awkward pickup line as this one. Girls don’t hold their bodies against freaky strangers who tell even freakier pickup lines.