#8 – Girl, I will treat you like my homework. I will slam you on my table all day and night.
The chances are that you won’t slam that girl that night if you tell her this cheesy and hilarious pickup line. In fact, you may be slammed in the face by the girl to whom you would tell her this pickup line.
Girls just can’t stand guys who are only up to sex and who are only creative when it comes to telling sexual pickup lines. Telling this pickup line won’t make you get lucky and get hook up with a girl.