#9 – If you were a fruit you’d be a fruit called fineapple.
You have a 50% chance that a girl you tell this pickup line will like you. Some girls love when you call them after imaginary fruits. However, some girls to whom you would tell this pickup line would tell you to get away and don’t call them after some imaginary fruits.
If a girl tells you to go away when you tell her this line, then you can be certain that she isn’t a fineapple but that she is a badapple.