25 Funniest Pickup Lines Ever

#10 – If I were some type of a traffic light, I’d turn red everytime you would pass by me, just so I could look and stare at you a little longer.

Ok. Why in the world would you choose to be a stop light and pick up girls instead of something else, more attractive to girls? Girls dislike this pickup line because it doesn’t have a bit of romance in it.

It is most likely that a girl who you would try to pick up with this pickup line would tell you that she would pass the red light at the stop light.