#14 – My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me somehow?
Go help yourself first we would answer to this bad and hilariously awkward pickup line. There is no such thing as a Vitamin U, but there is a thing called go screw yourself, we would also reply to this funny pickup line.
Guys who tell this pickup line must have several intellectual impairments due to the lack of all the vitamins, including the vitamin called brains. Girls dislike guys who lack brains. Only guys with no brain can tell such a bad pickup line as this one.