25 Funniest Pickup Lines Ever

#15 – If a fat man puts you in a bag, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

This is one hilarious pickup line if you hear it during the summer months. Santa is not that stupid to bring gifts several months after Christmas, dumbass. If a guy would tell us this pickup line, we would tell him that it would have been better for him that he wished some cleverness and charisma for Christmas.

Girls aren’t Christmas gifts, guys, and you can’t tell them a pickup line such as this one.